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Sunday, May 22, 2011

SIXTH SENSE



Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboys.
"Look," says the first one, "He's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon..."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how manu horses, what colour, what's in the wagon -- just amazing!"
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The Indian looks up & says, "Ugh...not amazing...wagon ran over me...30 minutes ago!"


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